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Interviewer:
The best thing about being a man?
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Duncan:
Peeing standing up.
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Dave:
Pshh, seriously... I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy peeing sitting down. I enjoy taking a break!
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Interviewer:
One thing you love about women.
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Duncan:
Hmm.. I just love girls; I really do. They're great.
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Dave:
But you should be able to answer the question! ..Aw, they DO smell so much better than men!
the buried life interview
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Interviewer:
Biggest turn on.
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Dave:
I really like when girls, uh, are in like a thong and like a baggy t-shirt kinda thing.
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Duncan:
Kay, that turned me on just hearing it.
I mean, I look like shit throughout the entire webisodes, which is kinda fun. (chuckles)
– Kyle Gallner
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Elliott:
JOE! Do I look gothic?
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Joe:
You look like an idiot with an inside-out shirt on.
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Elliott:
Yeah.
Love makes me lazy. It’s a dangerous drug. It kills more brain cells than crystal meth.
– Cindy “Mac” Mackenzie from Veronica Mars (Tina Majorino)
I hope we’re still friends after I taser you.
– Veronica from Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell)
Veronica Mars - Keith and Veronica
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Keith:
Didn't he get busted for murder?
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Veronica:
Assault.
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Keith:
See? He's not even a very good murderer.
I guess ‘dress to impress’ meant to dress like your favorite Pussycat Doll.
– Veronica from Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell)
Veronica Mars - Veronica and Gia
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Gia:
Wow. How mission impossible. I feel like at any moment Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables.
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Veronica:
Great. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.