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  • Gus:

    I did get called 'Tavo.' It's a nickname for Gustavo.

  • Lindsay:

    Oh, nice.

  • Gus:

    So--(laughs) that one--

  • Gavin:

    Did you really?

  • Gus:

    Yeah, that one, uh--

  • Lindsay:

    What other nicknames did you have? Any?

  • Gus:

    Uhhhh, yeah. (Smiles)

  • Lindsay:

    Oh. Are the inappropriate?

  • Gus:

    Yeah, they're terrible.

  • Lindsay:

    Not able to--

  • Gavin:

    Do it!

  • Gus:

    I don't wanna--

  • Gavin:

    Do it! Do it! Do it!

  • Gus:

    I don't wanna get into them.

  • Michael:

    Fair play.

  • Gavin:

    Do it! Do it! Do it!

  • Gus:

    No, I just don't wanna--I just don't want to.

  • Gavin:

    Is it racist?

  • Gus:

    No! God!

  • Lindsay:

    Jesus!

  • Gus:

    No!

  • Lindsay:

    I was thinking, like, 'pussy crusher' or something, but--

  • (Laughter)

  • Michael:

    Yeah, I imagine that was Gus's nickname in fuckin' middle school and high school.

  • Gus:

    Yeah. When I weighed--

  • Michael:

    (high voice) hey guys, oh shit! Pussy Crusher's in the building!

  • Gus:

    When I was just as tall as I am now, but I weighed 40 pounds less? "He's a pussy crusher!"

  • (Laughter)

  • Lindsay:

    Dude, if I were that stature, that would be my nickname to try and get some street cred. (Laughs)

  • Gus:

    Oh my god.

  • Gavin:

    You looked like a--

  • (Laughter from Michael)

  • Gavin:

    --like a total skinny geek in the Apple switch video.

  • Gus:

    Yeah.

  • Gavin:

    And you were in your 20s then. How old were you?

  • Gus:

    Uh, I was--that--I was 24 when we made that.

  • Michael:

    That's crazy!

  • Gavin:

    So you were younger than me.

  • Michael:

    (to Gavin) That's like pretty much how old you are now.

  • Gavin:

    Well I'm older than that.

  • Michael:

    I said 'pretty much.'

  • Gus:

    Yeah. You're barely older than that.

  • Michael:

    I mean, it's within like a fuckin' year.

  • Gavin:

    So how old are you now?

  • Gus:

    36.

  • Gavin:

    Nice.

  • Gus:

    Yeah. I'm dying.

  • Michael:

    You're like one of the youngins.

  • Gus:

    Yeah, I am.

  • Lindsay:

    You never ask a gentleman his age.

  • Gus:

    Of the old people.

  • Michael:

    Yeah, of the old people, you're like, the young one.

  • Gus:

    Plus I don't have a kid, so that keeps me really young.

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