Quotes, quotes, and more quotes.

  • Interviewer: The best thing about being a man?
  • Duncan: Peeing standing up.
  • Dave: Pshh, seriously... I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy peeing sitting down. I enjoy taking a break!

  • Interviewer: One thing you love about women.
  • Duncan: Hmm.. I just love girls; I really do. They're great.
  • Dave: But you should be able to answer the question! ..Aw, they DO smell so much better than men!

the buried life interview

  • Interviewer: Biggest turn on.
  • Dave: I really like when girls, uh, are in like a thong and like a baggy t-shirt kinda thing.
  • Duncan: Kay, that turned me on just hearing it.

I mean, I look like shit throughout the entire webisodes, which is kinda fun. (chuckles)

– Kyle Gallner
  • Elliott: JOE! Do I look gothic?
  • Joe: You look like an idiot with an inside-out shirt on.
  • Elliott: Yeah.

Love makes me lazy. It’s a dangerous drug. It kills more brain cells than crystal meth.

– Cindy “Mac” Mackenzie from Veronica Mars (Tina Majorino)

I hope we’re still friends after I taser you.

– Veronica from Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell)

Veronica Mars - Keith and Veronica

  • Keith: Didn't he get busted for murder?
  • Veronica: Assault.
  • Keith: See? He's not even a very good murderer.

I guess ‘dress to impress’ meant to dress like your favorite Pussycat Doll.

– Veronica from Veronica Mars (Kristen Bell)

Veronica Mars - Veronica and Gia

  • Gia: Wow. How mission impossible. I feel like at any moment Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables.
  • Veronica: Great. Now I won't be able to sleep. I hope he doesn't try to marry me.

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