February 2012
16 posts
7 tags
"That's true; God gave all of us a penis." "Even...
Bryan: If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you get to the Pearly Gates?
Kellin: Oh, wow... 'Kellin...'
Bryan: Kellin?
Kellin: 'We need to talk about some stuff, I don't know!' (laughs, along with Bryan)
Bryan: 'You're in big trouble, Kellin!'
Kellin: 'Kellin, you know, hey, we didn't quite make it there, did we?' is probably what God would say to me.
Bryan: What do you think he would give you on effort, from like an A+, a B+...?
Kellin: What do they give like Elementary kids? They didn't give A's or B's; they just gave like...they just gave like a P or an F, right?
Justin: Oh yeah! Pass--
Bryan: Pass or Fail.
Kellin: Yeah, I would probably get a F.
Bryan: Aww...
Kellin: No, actually, I'm pretty--I'm pretty solid on life. I'd probably get a P.
Bryan: P minus.
Kellin: (laughs) P minus!
Justin: Penis.
(Bryan and Kellin laugh)
Bryan: God would give you a penis!
(Bryan and Kellin crack up)
Bryan: I mean P minus! Sorry, that slipped out.
Justin: Now here's a penis! (pretends to look down his pants and points to the camera) Look for my debut!
Bryan: That's true; God gave all of us a penis.
Kellin: Even girls, they're just smaller!
Justin: No, they're just--they're innies.
Bryan: An in-ess?
Justin: (Pulls up his shirt) Looks like my belly-button!
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"I'm Kellin, I'm in a band called Sleeping With...
Kellin: What's up, guys? I'm Kellin, I'm in a band called Sleeping With Stainers.
Gabe: (waving) Hi guys.
Kellin: Nope! Cut! Dang it!
(new take)
Kellin: Hi, my name is Kellin from a band called Steeples And Sinners. CRAP!
(new take)
Kellin: (giving Gabe the mic) Tell 'em what it is.
Gabe: Hi guys, my name is Gabe, and I am in a band called Steekin' Stooters.
(Kellin laughs and grabs the mike from Gabe)
Kellin: We're in a band called Sleeping With Sirens.
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"But uh, you know, girls get crazy like that, and...
Chris: That's our uh, backdrop! (Points to a backdrop with the 'Outlawed' album cover design) We uh, just dropped a new CD called 'Outlawed' and it came out--
Kellin: (pointing to the backdrop) Talk about your CD in front of the background!
Chris: Alright.
(Chris walks over to the backdrop, and starts talking about the album cover VVV)
Chris: What's up, uh, this is uh, 2 girls making out, and they're exchanging dark liquor. And as you can also see, they're uh, exchanging smoke within their mouths. And um, it's kinda hidden, but they're also exchanging cum. It's kind of, uh, they're exchanging cum; it's just hard to see. It's the little white spots. But uh, you know, girls get crazy like that, and what am I gonna do except uh, just put it on a banner and say 'What's up... What the fuck is up?' Attila. Outlawed. In stores. Buy it; it's the best album that we've ever done, and if you disagree, then... Suck my fat white dick.
Kellin: Wow!
Chris: 'Cause that's--sorry, no, am I allowed to get harsh; is this a Christian channel?
Camera Guy: No.
Chris: Alright. So, alright, as long as there's no, um... Christians, we're fine. Um, you know, just uh... You know, just trying to please everybody. No offense, you know, but... We do bad things. You know, I mean, look. (Points to the backdrop) Uh, we promote everything bad, so-- People always ask, and you know what? Like, we just paid a couple hoes a couple of dollars and they did all this stuff for our backdrop, and... You know what? Fuck them, like look at them. They look like identical twins, or something. Like, that's fucked. (laughs)
(Kellin is standing in front of the backdrop. He looks at it, then the camera.)
Kellin: I feel really uncomfortable... I don't agree with any of this going on behind me, so--
Chris: Give me my God damn cup back, Christian! (Grins and takes a cup out of Kellin's hand) (laughs) Yeah!
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"'Austin and Jaxin are gay.'"
Jaxin: We really are really good friends with each other and stuff. Like, Austin and I live together, you know? Uh, we're just waiting for Prop 8 to get overturned.
Austin: OH! WOW! Thanks! Tha--that's good, yeah! Well, someone's gonna put THAT on AP! 'Austin and Jaxin are gay.' Yeah, okay. We both have hot girlfriends, by the way. Just sayin'.
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"...And uh, a lot of you are wondering why the...
Jesse: Hi.
Kellin: Hey guys... Uh, Kellin and Jesse... From Sleeping With Sirens... Sitting outside my mom's house in Michigan... And uh, a lot of you are wondering why the heck the 'Go Fist Your Pump--' (realizing what he said) 'Go Pump Your Fist' tour was canceled, with A Skylit Drive. (To Jesse) How do you even say it?
Jesse: (laughing) I don't know, I didn't really--I really never even read the name.
Kellin: It's like a tongue twister. Always catches me off-guard. I think it's 'Go Fist Pump Yourself.'
Jesse: 'Go Fist Pump Yourself.'
Kellin: Go Pump Fist.
Jesse: Or it might be 'Go Fist Bump.' It might be like 'Hey, bro.' Fist bump.
(Kellin and Jesse fist bump.)
Jesse: You know?
Kellin: That makes sense!
Jesse: That's something along the lines.
Kellin: That's something bros do!
Jesse: Yeah.
Kellin: We're a bunch of bros.
Jesse: Yeah, keep goin'.
Kellin: Anyways, jokes aside, um... Two reasons why our tour was canceled. Number one, for family reasons. Um, I don't wanna go into a lot of detail, I just want you to know that, um, we hope that your prayers and stuff go out with us because it's been a really really hard month for a few of our members, and also, um, you know, with the van situation... It was just too hard to continue this tour. Um, we got off the last tour with Sky Eats Airplane, the Death From Above tour, already going into this next tour with a lot van issues. And um, finally our van just gave out, somethin' that happens; it's machinery. It's auto motive stuff and when you're putting a lot of miles on vehicles, it's really hard to get going. And instead of dropping--you know--a lot a bit of money to get back out on this tour, we figured the best thing for us to do is to take a break; collect ourselves for these two weeks and be geared up and ready for the Pyknic Partery tour, which will be starting in July. Um, so I know a lot of you are frustrated that, you know, we have this show and these tour, and uh--or this tour all booked and everything, and we're not gonna be able to make it... But, there's hot because we're going out on this Pyknic Partery tour this summer, and we're gonna be visiting a lot of the same places that we would've been visiting over the two weeks, and many more. So--
Jesse: Yeah. For sure.
Kellin: Please come out, continue to support us--
Jesse: And still love us, even though we didn't show up, because we love you.
Kellin: We promise that we're not doing it because we don't wanna go on tour.
Jesse: We DO wanna go on tour. We all REALLY wanna go on tour.
Kellin: We're not doing it because we're flakes, and we just decided 'to heck with it, we deserve two weeks off...' This is what we wanna do for a living and, you know, sometimes things happen that you can't control, and the only way out of it is to just take a break and get yourself prepared for the next part of your journey. So...
Jesse: Yeah.
Kellin: Thank you guys for sticking with us and enjoying our music, uh, we're gonna post a couple more songs up on the Myspace, and we'll be back out in July. And there's a lot of really cool thing comin' up with Sleeping With Sirens, so stick with us; we won't steer 'ya wrong. (clicks his tongue and points at the camera.)
(A man standing in the background waves)
Jesse: (Waving) Bye.
Kellin: Hey, what is it again? Fist--Go... Pump Fist?
Jesse: Go Fist Pump Your--
Man in the background: You better do that again!
Kellin: Don't--Go Fist--
(Kellin and Jesse turn around to face the man)
(The man [probably a relative] chuckles)
Kellin: What?
Man: (gesturing to a little toddler girl standing next to him) We're back here in the background!
Kellin: That's awesome! (To Jesse) Hey, go--is it 'Go vist--'
Little Girl: What are you doing?!
Jesse: NOTHING!
Man: Hey--
Little Girl: What are you doing?!
Kellin: GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!
Girl: Hey, cut it out!!!!
Kellin: ... Fist bump?
Jesse: Yeah.
(They fist bump)
Kellin: See you guys next time.
Man: Let's watch it back!
15 tags
Big Love - Margene, Barb, and Nicki
Margene: Barb! Don't let her do it.
Barb: Do what?
Margene: Benny just told me what's going on. (looks at Nicki) She's trying to steal Bill for herself!
Nicki: I am doing nothing of the sort. All I want is a safe home for my daughter.
Margene: Oh, look. A big fat pig just flew past the window! Cara Lynn is just your excuse, as is a power-grab, pure and simple! I mean, you ALL but said it. You DID say it! 'I don't wanna share Bill.'
Barb: Well you can scarcely blame us if we all suspect that there might be some mixed motives at play, Nicki.
Margene: And protect her from who? From Gary, and now from her cousin? You are so controlling, you're alienating her.
(Cara Lynn listens in from the other room)
Nicki: I am controlling. She grew up on a compound. You don't know what that means; neither of you do. She's confused and messed up. I know! Oh, wait. Did I mention she just found out her abusive father is dead? That she is so damaged and twisted, she still thinks she loves him?
Barb: Well of course she's damaged, Nicki. Who wouldn't be?
Nicki: Oh, you have no idea!
(Wayne walks up to Cara Lynn)
Wayne: I thought you were getting more juice.
Cara Lynn: Barb's all out... Let's go.
(Cara Lynn and Wayne walk out)
Nicki: And it seems to me, not long ago, you were running around crying that a marriage degree was only a piece of paper. Or does that only apply to hot Serbian men?
Margene: That's different. I didn't lie and wait, watching and calculating, ready to pick us off one by one like a sniper!
(Nicki gets up)
Nicki: I am deeply...deeply insulted! I mean, if that's all you think this marriage means to me; if that's what you think is the depth of my commitment to us--
Barb: Nicki, sit down and stop grand standing! You ask as if this is nothing. There has never been a divorce in my family. Ever! Not even a paper one!
Margene: And I lived through my mom's divorces, and no matter hard everyone tries, they are ugly and they bring out the worst in people! I don't want that for our kids.
Nicki: If you wanna know who's truly threatening our happy home, you need to look no further than Barb and her wild ideas.
Barb: Do you MIND if I'M the one who tells her?
Margene: Oh no, what now?
Nicki: Barb wears the pants in this family now.
Barb: I leave it to you to reduce it to that!
Margene: What are you talking about?
Nicki: Barb has declared herself our new Priesthood Holder.
Margene: (confused) Like Bill and Ben?
Nicki: Exactly. She gives blessings, she preaches the Gospel, she makes all the decisions for us. But of course YOU'RE the expert now on Mormanism. I'm sure you know all that.
Barb: I believe women to be co-equal with men in our essential relationship with Heavenly Father.
Margene: Wait, what's so wrong with that?
Nicki: Ugh! Another perfect example of why I do not want you representing me in public!
Margene: You know, people think I'm the sunny face of Polygamy! I don't know why; maybe it's because I smile once in a while!
Barb: (To Nicki) You can be so utterly rigid and close-minded.
Nicki: No, this time it is NOT about me. It is not possible to overstate this! Bill's not gonna stand for it!
Barb: You don't give him enough credit.
Nicki: You know everything he does is about faith. Faith first, then family. What you are doing could tear us apart.
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Big Love - Margene and Bill
Margene: Bill! Nicki told me why you can't look at me!
Bill: Marge, go away. Not now.
Margene: I NEVER threw myself at another man! Please don't think that.
Bill: We'll talk about this at home.
Margene: I babysat for two other families before you, but nothing happened!
Bill: What are you wearing? Put a coat on!
Margene: I don't need a coat!
Bill: You do, you look like a teenie-bopper!
Margene: Bill, this isn't about me, this is about you! You've gotta forgive yourself. YOU have to change your perception of what you see. (points to her t-shirt) Look! (Reads her shirt) Change begins within!
Bill: Cover up, for crying out loud! Everyone will see you! And this just isn't the time or the place, believe me!
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Big Love - Margene and Nicki
Margene: I really need you to get over this whole 16 thing, Nicki. Nothing FEELS right anymore.
Nicki: I got you your new birth certificate, I can't fix everything.
Margene: It all feels so crazy; it's like Bill can't even love me in the same way.
Nicki: Sorry, Margie. I really wish I could help. I wish I could make it all go away.
Margene: Why are you so upset with me? I'm not you! I knew what I wanted.
Nicki: At 16? No one really knows.
Margene: I did! I wanted out. Any way I could!
Nicki: You were too young to make that choice.
Margene: NO! I wasn't.
Nicki: I'm sorry your sex life with Bill is SO difficult!
Margene: And I'm sorry your EARLY sex life was so rough.
Nicki: I don't wanna talk about my sex life with you! Not my current sex life, not my early sex life! And here's the huge reason! I was a victim of that system. And YOU were a perpetrator.
Margene: Why does everyone have to be either a perpetrator or a victim?! Why can't it be that Bill and I were in love? Your abuse is NOT my abuse, Nicki. I was a normal person. So you really REALLY need to get off my back.
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“They told us not to swear, but it was awfully close to being a ‘happy...”
– Jonnie Penn
3 tags
skins uk
Alex: You know what gay means, right?
Liv: (smiles) You put it where the sun don't shine?
3 tags
veronica mars!
Dick: Miss Dumb ass?
Teacher: It's Doo-MAHS-eh.
Dick: Well, my name's pronounced Ree-SHARD, and it stinks back here. I think someone DIED.
11 tags
"Worst Christmas Present?"
Grieves: You gotta... do this to us, because the fact is that we don't GET Christmas presents.
Budo: We don't and that might actually be the worst Christmas present we ever got, was being Jewish.
Grieves: HA HA!
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“I want 5 kids and I’m gonna name them Paul, Pauly, Paula, Paulina, and...”
– Ian Hecox
3 tags
“… I think your ring’s inside a stripper.”
– Alex Moran [Blue Mountain State] (Danny Brooks)
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Party Down
Henry: Wow, look at you! It's new Ron.
Ron: It's NEW new Ron.
Henry: Aha.
Ron: Being locked in that coffin, Henry, with monoway mon was some HEAVY shit, like what is it, life? Who am I? (chuckles)
Henry: And HOW high were you during this?
Ron: Not important. Don't do grass; get high on life.
Casey: The cereal? I didn't know that you could smoke cereal.
Ron: No. Existance. I was drifting in darkness, and I heard a voice. 'Only dead fish go with the flow.'
Casey: The voice of Sarah Palin?
Ron: Well, maybe God or Jesus, Buddha. Anyone of those guys. And uh, I went out, got a hair cut, joined AA, got a new back-up shirt. Don't drift through life. My take away from being locked in a coffin while high.
Henry: My take away? Don't get into a coffin while high.
January 2012
66 posts
7 tags
friday the 13th (2009)
Nolan: Now what does that say about me, that the second that Trent said, 'Don't take my boat out.' t'was guaranteed that I would. Hmm?
Chelsea: It means you're a sociopath. Now what does it say about me that I find that..hot?
Nolan: (smiling) Oh.
8 tags
“The rumors of my promised beauty have been greatly exaggerated. Let the record...”
– Emma Stone (Easy A gag reel)
5 tags
veronica mars
Veronica: Dick? Get out here.
(Dick walks into the room)
Dick: Wassup, V?
Veronica: If you had to bet?
Dick: Look, from a guy's perspective, the video made this stock go up. You looked great, enthusiasm... Always a plus.
Veronica: It's like you're this giant jack-ass piñata begging for someone to beat the candy outta you... Where'd ya get the video?
Dick: Someone e-mailed it to me.
Veronica: Who?
(Dick shrugs)
Veronica: Get your computer.
Dick: I probably deleted it.
Veronica: After all these years, do you NOT instinctively fear me? Maybe you should write yourself a note.
(Dick gets his laptop and Veronica looks at the email)
Veronica: Chip Diller. You didn't know it was from Chip?
Dick: Well, see how many e-mails I get?
Veronica: You FORWARDED it to your WHOLE address book?
Dick: It was instinct. I ALWAYS forward porn... When it's GOOD.
Veronica: You are going to be SO popular in Hell.
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veronica mars--logan and parker break up
(Parker knocks on the door and Dick opens it)
Parker: Is he here?
Dick: Who? Logan? You know, I don't know if I um...
(Parker walks past Dick and goes to Logan's room)
Parker: (to Logan) Just so you know, the best way to show that you're still in love with your ex-girlfriend is to beat up her new boyfriend.
Logan: Parker, you're--
Parker: You're an idiot.
Logan: ... What?
Parker: Parker, you're an idiot.
Logan: Uh, that's not what I was gonna say.
Parker: I know. You were going for something nice. The truth is that I AM an idiot.
Logan: You're not. There's just a lot to this that you don't understand.
Parker: Like why I kept thinking that I mean something to you, when it's always been Veronica? ..... Wow. You should've seen that expression. I totally soled you out.
Logan: Are you gonna listen to me at all?
Parker: No! I LOOK at you, and I know you love her.
Logan: Piz video-taped them having sex. Without her knowing about it.
Parker: Well that's horrible! Well you must've been DEVASTATED! I mean, Veronica had sex with someone else?!
Logan: She's your friend too! ... Aren't you angry for her?! Do you realize what this will DO to her?
Parker: (crying and whispering) Do you realize that we just broke up?
(Logan doesn't say anything)
Parker: I didn't think so.
5 tags
“I need an ambulance, the police, and a fire department… A fire department?...”
– Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars gag reel)
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Housebroken Gag Reel
Skyler: She is not allowed in the shank-tuary!
(Ryan starts cracking up)
Skyler: In the sank--
(Ryan continues laughing and claps his hands)
Ryan: Shank-tuary!
Skyler: Yeah, in the shank-tuary!
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kristen screws up -- Veronica Mars season 3 gag...
Enrico: Good.
Kristen: And I might've-- (forgets) also promised to tell him that I would not remember any of my lines!
Enrico: Really?
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kristen screws up -- Veronica Mars season 3 gag...
Kristen: Lab. Rats. The shredded lab rats. (takes out a piece of paper with her lines on it) Once I sew them back together, I learn my lines. Fox. Mmm hmm.
(new take)
Kristen: Almost naked chicks making almost naked quotes. NAKED quotes.
(new take)
Kristen: Naked babes making mostly naughty quotes. Nope. Almost naked babes making-(mouthing the words when the the crew members say them VVVV)
Crew members: Almost naughty quotes!
Kristen: It's very clever dialogue, it's hard to memorize!
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“Sometimes I flex my butt through a WHOLE take.”
– Kristen Bell
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Kristen screws up -- Veronica Mars season 3 gag...
Chris: Yeah, she seems nice.
Kristen: Really, you think so? None of these are the lines!
(new take)
Kristen: no, NO! Did you cut? Good.
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Veronica Mars - Season 3 Gag reel (bloopers from...
Ryan: You know how hard it's gonna be for us to get (stutters) laid now? Kay, the dra--the he--fuck!
(new take)
Ryan: Whatever, look-- (bends over) (laughs) I can't pull it together!
(Kristen laughs)
(new take)
Ryan: Look, I don't know the line, that's why!
(Kristen laughs again, but a little harder)
(someone calls out the line)
Ryan: What is it?
(New take)
Ryan: Whatever-- (forgets) No! NO! I just forgot it!
Kristen: HAHAHAHAHHAH!
Director: CUT!
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veronica Mars - Season 3 Gag reel (bloopers from...
Ryan: Parties and sub--woah... 'Scuse me, let's do that again.
(Kristen laughs)
Director: Still rolling back (Ryan talks over him VVVVV) back to the first, uh, uh, position, please!
Ryan: Yeah we are!
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veronica Mars - Season 3 Gag reel (bloopers from...
Ryan: Parties and sub--woah... 'Scuse me, let's do that again.
(Kristen laughs)
Director: Still rolling back (Ryan talks over him VVVVV) back to the first, uh, uh, position, please!
Ryan: Yeah we are!
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Veronica Mars - Season 3 Gag reel (bloopers from...
Enrico: So how's school, Jason? (it bleeps, but I think he says 'fuck')
Kristen: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
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Veronica Mars - Season 3 Gag reel (bloopers from...
Kristen: Gorious Sorokson... That's not his name. (asking a crew member) Sah-ROH-kin?
(New take)
Kristen: Gorious Sorikson. (makes a face) Huh? ... Who's named Goria Sah-ROH-kin?
Crew member: It's Russian.
Kristen: Well Ana is a Russian name too, but that's not weird!
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veronica marssssss
(Heather walks past Logan, towards the door)
Logan: Where are YOU going?
Heather: (grinning) Oh. A guy I was chatting with online wants to meet me. So he's gonna pick me up out front and then take me to Zip's for ice-cream.
Logan: Yeah, you're not going anywhere.
Heather: Uh, yeeeaaahh. I am.
Logan: No you're not.
Heather: You can't make me stay here!
Logan: Heather!
Heather: (laughing) Like I'd REALLY go meet a guy that I met online.
Logan: ... Nicely played. (walks away, and Heather follows)
Heather: So, who was that on the phone?
Logan: Just your brother.
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veronica mars -- dick and logan phone call 2
(Logan picks up the phone)
Logan: Where the hell are you? You're supposed to be back.
Dick: Guess what dude. I'm married!!
Logan: Get back here, man!
Dick: Dude. Where's the love? I'm on my honeymoon. God! (Dick hangs up)
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veronica mars -- dick and logan phone call 1
Logan: (answering the phone) Where are you? Why aren't you here?
Dick: Dude. I'm in Vegas! Things got a little crazy last night and we decided to take a road trip. I think I'm in love, man!
Logan: Mazel tov. Get your ass back to Neptune.
Dick: I would, but we just got here. The drive was a bitch!
Logan: Imagine how much you'll hate it bound in the trunk of my car.
Dick: It's not like you're leaving the suite anyway, and I wasn't going to play this card, but, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, you sulk about one longterm girlfriend, dude. The parents are out of town, so I think a day of playing the nanny is the least you could do.
Logan: Look, be home by tonight... Yeah, yeah, bye. (hangs up)
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veronica mars
(Dick and Veronica walk into Logan's party)
Dick: Later. (walks away)
(Mac gives Veronica a weird look)
Veronica: Why are you looking at me like that?
Mac: Sorry! I was afraid you were trying to get back at Logan somehow by coming as Dick's date.
Veronica: Ugh! Yeah. Nothing says 'I'm over you' like dating down!
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veronica mars!!!!!
Veronica (voice over): (getting into an elevator) Things I'd rather do than attend this party solo: Seven minutes in heaven with Scott Peterson.
Dick: Hold the door!
Veronica (VO): Ride a space elevator with Dick.
Dick: (Getting in) Always a lady. You came! ... Good for you. Thought something like this would be--you know--unbelievably awkward.
Veronica: Your fly's open.
Dick: I know. Party ritual.
(Veronica gives him a weird look and Dick opens a flask and takes a few sips. Veronica puts her hand out, showing that she wants some. He gives it to her, and she wipes off the top.)
Dick: (surprised) Veronica Mars! What's that line about the beginning of some sort of friendship?
(Veronica takes a few sips)
“… And if you don’t have someone to tell you, i want you to know that i am so...”
– Lacey Mosley (via theroseonthegrey)
“Like..like as soon as I’m done..as soon as I’m done saying this, your gonna...”
– Alex Gaskarth (via pieislife)
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veronica mars--that's what she said!
Mac: I feel SO bad for Wallace. He needs more thrust.
(Dick laughs)
Logan: (smiling) Don't say it.
Dick: ... That's what she said!
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veronica mars!!
Piz: This is totally knotting up my inner nerd.
Mac: Wait, you have an inner one?
3 tags
“Man, this new wetsuit’s like a cheap motel. No ball room.”
– Dick Casablancas (Ryan Hansen)
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Veronica mars!!!
Veronica: Hey, you never told me what happened with your whole 'man crush' thing.
Mac: Wallace has a MAN crush?
Piz: Man crush isn't ME, is it?
Veronica: Some guy following him around campus. Is it Piz?
Wallace: Alright! No, it was nothing, you know? It was just nothing.
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“I’m Dirk Mai, and this piano is broken. (smashes keyboard on the ground a...”
– Dirk Mai
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veronica mars!!
Logan: Should we have gotten more for the hookers?
Veronica: As I understand it, they prefer the term 'escorts.'
(They sit down)
Veronica: So, have you...ever been with one?
Logan: (smirking) ... And escort?
Veronica: Yeah.
Logan: Do we really wanna go there?
Veronica: I guess we don't have to now.
Logan: No, that wasn't me answering the question.
Veronica: Kinda was.
Logan: (laughs) No it wasn't! That was me knowing there's a landline, and trying to figure out where to put my foot.
Veronica: Well I guess you picked your spot! Look, why not dispel any romantic notions? If we see each other--warts and all--and still like each other, that's a real connection.
Logan: (smiling) Well, maybe I enjoy my romantic notions. Maybe I don't care to see any warts, you know, yours or mine, honestly, you're smiling! So I think it's all fun; safe, but it's a slippery slope from 'Have you ever been?' to 'How many?' and 'How often?'.
Veronica: So you've been with multiple hookers on several occasions.
Logan: I'm not having this conversation with you.
(Veronica smirks)
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veronica mars
Veronica: Vinny has kids?
Keith: None that he's aware of.
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Big Love
Ben: (walking inside, and staring at Barb's cooking) What is THAT?
Barb: It's going to be our plum pudding.
Ben: Where are the plums?
Barb: Alright, Benny. You're old enough to know that there are no plums in plum pudding. Did you speak with the recruiter this morning?
Ben: I was really tired from finals. I will in January.
Barb: Alright, do you want us to call a family council where we can talk about your option?
(Ben rolls his eyes)
Bill: We just wanna help you with a plan.
Barb: You DO need a plan, Benny.
Ben: I know! But guys, what was your plan at 18?
Barb: It's the change of plans that concerns us. You always said you wanted the Navy, now you're not sure that you're still interested.
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Big Love - Ben and Heather
Heather: Can I come in?
Wayne: Yeah.
Heather: Okay, thanks. (walks inside holding gingerbread) Ben! Hi!
Ben: Heather? Wow! You look... You don't look like you.
Heather: Um, uh, new haircut, I guess. (giggles)
Ben: You just look... different.
(Heather and Ben smile)
Ben: Sarah's not here.
Heather: I know, it's--it's a bummer, but I've just been thinking about you guys a lot since the election and I wanted to say hi, so... (shrugs) I baked some gingerbread. (Holds it out to Ben) Merry Christmas. (smiles)
Ben: (smiling) Thanks. How's college?
Heather: It's good. BYU is a hard school, but... It's worth it, it's fun.
Ben: Do you wanna go iceskating with us later?
Heather: (smiles) ... Okay.
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Veronica Mars
Parker: Hey, Logan!
Logan: Hey, is Mac around?
Parker: Yeah, come in!
Logan: (to Mac) Hey, uh, Veronica asked me to bring you this.
Mac: Performing a favor from a jail cell? Girl has serious friendship skills.
Bronson: Jason can't do it either, he's out of town.
Parker: Ugh... Logan! Can we borrow you..?
Logan: Will I be returned in my current pristine condition?
Parker: (grinning) Yes.
Logan: Go on.