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"That's true; God gave all of us a penis." "Even girls, they're just smaller!"
  • Bryan: If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say when you get to the Pearly Gates?
  • Kellin: Oh, wow... 'Kellin...'
  • Bryan: Kellin?
  • Kellin: 'We need to talk about some stuff, I don't know!' (laughs, along with Bryan)
  • Bryan: 'You're in big trouble, Kellin!'
  • Kellin: 'Kellin, you know, hey, we didn't quite make it there, did we?' is probably what God would say to me.
  • Bryan: What do you think he would give you on effort, from like an A+, a B+...?
  • Kellin: What do they give like Elementary kids? They didn't give A's or B's; they just gave like...they just gave like a P or an F, right?
  • Justin: Oh yeah! Pass--
  • Bryan: Pass or Fail.
  • Kellin: Yeah, I would probably get a F.
  • Bryan: Aww...
  • Kellin: No, actually, I'm pretty--I'm pretty solid on life. I'd probably get a P.
  • Bryan: P minus.
  • Kellin: (laughs) P minus!
  • Justin: Penis.
  • (Bryan and Kellin laugh)
  • Bryan: God would give you a penis!
  • (Bryan and Kellin crack up)
  • Bryan: I mean P minus! Sorry, that slipped out.
  • Justin: Now here's a penis! (pretends to look down his pants and points to the camera) Look for my debut!
  • Bryan: That's true; God gave all of us a penis.
  • Kellin: Even girls, they're just smaller!
  • Justin: No, they're just--they're innies.
  • Bryan: An in-ess?
  • Justin: (Pulls up his shirt) Looks like my belly-button!

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